Why can’t Ken get Barbie pregnant?
He comes in a different box.
(Source: year-of-beyonce, via tonysoprano21)
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be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:
kiss - push-ups
…how many can you do?
This would be cute until I hit failure and fucking crush her LMAO
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God bless the broken road that led me straight to you <3
The perfect paddle for the perfect little
I’m not a Tri Delta but this is perf.
Oh em gee. Totes PERF you BETCHES.
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(via TumbleOn)An unexploded bomb is lodged in the street in the Ain Terma area in Ghouta, east of Damascus.
